More tranny stories later!
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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