trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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