I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
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Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
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I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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