32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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