I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
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Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
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I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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