we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
BRING THE BAGELS
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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