No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
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I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
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Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
I have post one night stand depression
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