How'd it feel making her break her religion?
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
My vagina is very pro this idea
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
