you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
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he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
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I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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