only if we run a train.
done.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
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