She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
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So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
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Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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