I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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