is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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