he told me I talked like a deaf person
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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