I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
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that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
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So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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