I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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