I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
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I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
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I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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