who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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