yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
he told me I talked like a deaf person
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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