I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
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Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
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I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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