Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I forget how to act sober
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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