Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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