She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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