It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
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Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
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Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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