Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
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She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
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That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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