Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
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so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
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Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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