do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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