at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
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