Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
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you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
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After tacos, we're chasing women.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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