I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
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She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
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I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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