but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
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