whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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