so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
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