ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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