whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
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if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
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he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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