No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Randomize
