Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
this just has baby written all over it
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Randomize
