Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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