it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
this hospital has no fireball
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Randomize
