it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
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I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
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Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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