Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
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I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
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Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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