Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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