You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
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I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
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Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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