fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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