Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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