Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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