She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
Randomize