this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I think my moral compass just broke
I think i got beer on your cat.
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