I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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