like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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