He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
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we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
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And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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