I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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