She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
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He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
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yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
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