literally had 100 drinks last night.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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