Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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