Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
did i just pee glitter
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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