Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
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you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
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I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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